I popped in CVS and bought this new deodorant without plowing through every word on the package.  Imagine my delight this morning when I opened it and realized that I have “Marathon Fresh Scent”.  Yes.  That is exactly the aroma I was looking for.  Or not.

I’m trying to envision the R&D folks hanging out with the ad execs and deciding THIS was a damn FINE idea, yes siree.  I suppose it goes without saying that if I wanted the skunky funk after running hobbling and puking my way through 26.2 miles, I wouldn’t have bothered buying this crap.  Just saying.